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May. 20th, 2009 04:39 amMake up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may if you like include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot.
:D? Please? I might really write them, which would mean I wrote things.
:D? Please? I might really write them, which would mean I wrote things.
as in the Gay Science?
Date: 2009-05-20 06:25 pm (UTC)well we are talking about Omega
Date: 2009-05-20 06:29 pm (UTC)I might really write this one. :D I need to write more with Erimem in.
HEY WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING??? (the truth, possibly)
Date: 2009-05-20 06:31 pm (UTC)Do write it please!
only that Omega is the Bitch of Rassilon
Date: 2009-05-20 06:39 pm (UTC)insert appropriate Rod of Rassilon/Omega's Black Hole joke here!
Date: 2009-05-20 06:41 pm (UTC)and you just mocked MY puns
Date: 2009-05-20 06:46 pm (UTC)Of course, sometimes the audios forget just where she came from, which is annoying. Or more, frequently, that she's an atheist, or at least agnostic.
I'm just saying. And the Rod (with other stuff) controls the Black Hole. Freud, man. Freud.
Date: 2009-05-20 06:55 pm (UTC)Oh the audios. I think I remember her actor mentioning in one of the extra-features how, you know, you can get inconsistent writing for a character. It amused me.
I think Peri bitchslapped Freud once. You know. In my head.
Date: 2009-05-20 07:06 pm (UTC)Heee. SEE, THEY NOTICE TOO. And some audios might as well have never happened, for all their effect on the characters. (Hi, Nekromanteia. You didn't happen.)
You had me so excited for a bit there.
Date: 2009-05-20 07:08 pm (UTC)I'm still upset about the CAT in that one. SO UNCALLED FOR. Except that I called it happening, but whatever.
This is why I should be allowed to write canon.
Date: 2009-05-20 07:13 pm (UTC)ANTRANAK IS PERFECTLY FINE, DAMMIT.
(Of course now Five is all "I was vivisected and you're upset about the blasted cat?" Shut up, Five, YOU GOT BETTER.)
yes plz!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2009-05-20 07:18 pm (UTC)OF COURSE. NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO POOR ANTRANAK. RIGHT??
(Exactly! THE CAT DIED. Five just got hurt and everyone knows that's a turn-on for him.)
Five, of course, just stood back with the faintest smile on his face...
Date: 2009-05-21 02:50 am (UTC)HE'S STILL IN THE TARDIS SOMEWHERE. OR PERHAPS HE MET A NICE LADY CAT ON ANOTHER PLANET.
(Five resents your implications. Also, that cat was a menace.
He still felt bad. Or would, if it had happened, which it didn't.)Sounds like the start of a good story--
Date: 2009-05-21 08:04 am (UTC)I LIKE THE SECOND ONE. Five was far too mean to poor Antranak. He deserves better.
(Five resents my TRUTH. The cat was not a menace!
Aww, guilt complex. It's okay, it never happened ever.)Lies and slander. :|
Date: 2009-05-21 08:11 pm (UTC)We all know the truth, Omega.
Date: 2009-05-22 10:25 pm (UTC)>/
Date: 2009-05-23 02:38 am (UTC)This was not a healthy relationship.I refuse to dignify that with a response.: D
Date: 2009-05-23 06:39 am (UTC)No, no it definitely was not. But then, they ARE Time Lords.Don't be inconsolable, Omega. As a scientist, I would hope you held truth above all pride.no subject
Date: 2009-05-23 02:17 pm (UTC)Oh, Time Lords. Just because your Founders were dysfunctional, doesn't mean you should be the same.My pride is one of the few things I have left to me -- I will not allow that to be taken as well. And I do not recall you ever being overly preoccupied with the truth, Rassilon.
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Date: 2009-05-24 01:28 am (UTC)But it's part of The Worshipful and Ancient Law of Gallifrey!Knowledge is the foundation of my empire, old friend. If I distort what others know of it, it is only for the good of Gallifrey.
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Date: 2009-05-24 05:21 am (UTC)Must be in the fine print: "Section 4, paragraph epsilon-gamma dash two: How to deal with political opponents who may also happen to be your significant other. Recommendation: Accidental death by black hole."Knowledge and passivity, perhaps. Gallifrey has stagnated for millenia since our time.
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Date: 2009-05-24 06:03 pm (UTC)Hey, he cried, okay!! HE CRIED INTO HIS ICE CREAM OVER AND OMEGA AND THE OTHER MOCKED HIM FOR IT. Goddamned Other, making fun of Rassilon's sobfests while he watched Omega's death again and again and again. That is why Rass executed him.
You know, I've never read Lungbarrow straight through, but that entire section is worth it for the laughs. The Other is such a bastard, making puns about Omega's hand when Rassilon is still clearly in mourning. ...Genocidal mourning.
Not in all aspects. It is salvageable, if capable minds are willing.
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Date: 2009-05-24 08:14 pm (UTC)Oh man, that was my favorite scene in the whole book. The entire thing can be summed up as the Other going "You really suck at love, and I'm going to poke fun at our dead buddy and his bitchy stellar manipulator." Poor Rassilon.I fear few minds such as that exist, Rassilon.
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Date: 2009-05-25 08:00 pm (UTC)Is it any wonder he went crazy? ...well, he was already a bit psycho, but you know what I mean. A man can only endure so many puns about his ex-BFF/lover/political-rival's hand ...and my mind just went places it didn't want to go!We two still survive. Though it appears you live in a lesser condition than myself.
Also, surely I am not the only one who thought that if we take Zagreus as true with Arc of Infinity, Omega and Rassilon must have had a meet-up in the Matrix?no subject
Date: 2009-05-26 02:11 am (UTC)YOUR MIND IS NAUGHTY. And he was a manageable sort of crazy! The kind of crazy that makes people want to, oh, become President. And, you know, start a revolution. One supernova later, though, and it all goes to pot.I have survived. That is all that matters.
Oh, you are so not alone. At the very least, Rassilon knew what had happened to him if they didn't meet.no subject
Date: 2009-05-26 04:36 am (UTC)For truly, but I'm willing to bet the Other made HORRIBLE JOKES about that too. See, that's why clearly you should not push your best friend into/arrange for your best friend to descend into/have nothing to do with it as your best friend falls into a singularity. You go from Burning Down Cities crazy to Megalomaniacal Reign of Terror crazy.But at what cost? What are you now? Who are you, after these many long years?
Quite so! So fandom, why have you not writing me fic about this. Knowing/meeting, I don't care. Fandom, provide.(no subject)
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