I Do Not Approve Of This

[thecricketer]

My typist, however, seems inclined to campaign. Honestly I think she's simply bored, and taking it out on me - and apparently I do 'flustered' well?.

Well then, let's get on with it, shall we? We can skip the long-suffering sighs and lectures on childish narcicism and objectification.

Hmm, I might as well get the least important bits out of the way first.



I've insisted that I simply provide examples, and you can decide for yourself what you think of them.

My Smile:



I look quite young there, don't I?

My Eyes:



Though I must admit, I believe my Ninth self has me quite beaten in this regard.

My Chest:



It's quite hot in Lanzarote. Let's please move along.

My Outfit:



Well, I doubt you'll see anyone else about wearing it, and I quite like how it looks myself.



Now, I wouldn't presume to tell you which category you ought to nominate us for, but simply to say we're here:

"Stumbling in the dark again..."

"Well, we should be quite good at that by now."

"Quite. Sometimes the darkness is more so than usual."

"We'll make our own light, then."

"Don't let go of my hand."

I am rather tragic I suppose. Again, however, I believe my Ninth self has me outdone, and possibly my Tenth as well. Nyssa, perhaps, although most wouldn't know it.

I wouldn't call myself a flirt but I seem to have fallen in love with several people at once.

I'm a fairly good dancer, but honestly, Nyssa is much more fit for that award. I could never hope to emulate such grace.

I am an alien to most of you, and a 'good guy', though I hardly think I'm anyone's favourite.

That's...well, that sums it up, I suppose. Good luck, and do enjoy yourselves. I'll be in that corner pretending this was never posted.

((Oh, that was fun. Please, feel free to embarass him.))

Comments

[the-corsair.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call myself a flirt but I seem to have fallen in love with several people at once.

That does seem to be quite the dilemma for you. And people think I'm the one they should worry about....

*uses completely inappropriate icon 'cause mun is in weird mood*

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

Well, I hardly do it on purpose. *thinks said mun is rather wicked all told*

Thank you for not commenting on my chest.

[the-corsair.livejournal.com]

We're They're just all that irresistible? *agrees mun is a wicked ho*

It's a very nice chest. Even nicer to touch than just to look at...

[of-traken.livejournal.com]

I'm the only one who gets to touch, actually. That's the thing about these "serious, one-on-one relationships". Look, but don't touch, Byron. You don't know how serious the wrath of Traken can be.

[the-corsair.livejournal.com]

Are you, really? My dear girl, you have no idea who you're dealing with if you think that will do anything but encourage me. I do so love a challenge.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

...Quite.

Now, look, there's no need for...threats and challenges, the both of you...

[the-corsair.livejournal.com]

*eyebrow arch* I'd like to point out that she started it and I have not delivered the set down I am fully capable of, out of respect for you. I was merely attempting a light flirtation.

Nevermind. You know where to find me should you want me.

[of-traken.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a threat. Why is that wrath always has to be physical? He's the one who proposed the challenge and I really don't see the need to agree to one. I trust you, and that's good enough.