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[thecricketer]

The DIRTY thoughts of your LJ friends LiveJournal Username name age have you dirty thoughts?? wants to pound you till you break the headboard banished_dame wants to tongue bathe you galeforcehero uses your picture as part of their masterbatory rituals... masterwordsmith draws xxx rated pictures of you and them together sinister_charm wants to tie you down and have their way with you thisway_comes wants to do you in public :O the_corsair This Fun Quiz created by Valerie at BlogQuiz.Net

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[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

That's... I... what?

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

...A wire was crossed somewhere, surely.

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

I... I just met you!

I'm sure you're... nice, and um... hygenic, and everything, but... eew!

...No offense.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

None taken! I'm really just as - not that I'm not sure you have a nice...tongue...oh dear.

You wouldn't happen to be part cat? That might explain it.

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

Nothing personal, I just.... honestly, who licks people?!

Not that I know of! And if I was, that doesn't make it any less impolite. The Hungry Tiger never licked anyone, and he was starving.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

...Ah, well, there are many different kinds of people in the universe.

Well, cats tend to groom each other as a form of bonding. And, well, that can transfer to other sorts of companions.

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

There are people who lick people? ...Like, intentionally?

Well, yeah, that makes sense for cats, but people? Isn't that just... creepy? It... it doesn't seem like very good manners.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

For many and varied reasons, I would assume.

I've been in a society where it was only polite to lick a person's face in greeting.

Mind, these peoples' primary sense was taste.

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess in that case it makes sense. I'm sure I could learn to do it with a straight face eventually... though I'd worry about how my face would taste. There's something I'm not usually concerned with!

...But even if you were delicious, it still doesn't justify that kind of behavior. I wasn't raised that way!

I'm... I'm not exactly insulted, but I don't like what it's implying about me.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it tastes lovely!

What do you suppose it's implying? Desires are merely that, odd as they may be, there's no implication that you'd go through with it.

Not that I think you do desire that but the meme seems to. Of course it also thinks Shakespeare fancies me.

((This. Is so strangely, hilariously adorable.))

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

I... thanks. I think.

Well, right, but I don't do that! That, or... anything similar. Ever. And I sure as heck don't desire to do it, either! It's implying that I'm... well. Something I'm not. I... I don't like it.

...I can't speak for The Bard, but... well, he was in theatre.

[the-corsair.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

[masterwordsmith.livejournal.com]

I do think that should be private, Doctor.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

Unlike every other reaction I've seen to this meme, across several journals... I'm actually going to admit that that's true.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

Well, most of it's nonsense anyway.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

...Is it? Well. That - well. I can't say I'd - I can't say I'd...mind?

((Complexion=tomato. journal=wrong))

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

*grins*

That one wasn't overly shocking.

[masterwordsmith.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm. Nonsense of the highest order.

[the-corsair.livejournal.com]

Well, no. I suppose it wasn't.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

...So it really would be quite impolite of me to ask.

[masterwordsmith.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[masterwordsmith.livejournal.com]

Right, then, my fair Doctor.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

*eyebrow raise* Really, Doctor?